So here's one for ya: Episode 282 is really good. Just like every episode. You should listen to it. Benny and RZ discuss the sweetness of The Hunt for Red October. RZ had never seen it all the way through, though he'd owned it since it came out on VHS. They also do a pretty funny bit about how stupid certain governments are for sending idiots after Jason Bourne. SO dumb. They also do a little pre-talk about the Jack Ryan show. There's a little MLB update in their too. That's what the show is about, so you should expect that by now. They also talk a little about the real Doc Holiday. They close out with a little Alec Baldwin love. Get into it.
Episode 281 is awwright awwright. It's in the house. That's an understatement. 281 is fantastic. Listen to it. The proof is in the pudding. Benny and RZ both talk about the little vacations they took. Benny traveled up to NY, and BOS. Most importantly, he had the opportunity to hit up the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. What a lucky duck. RZ went to SEA for Seafair, and got to check out the Blue Angels. Both stories are primo for real. After that, they do a review of the new Mission Impossible, and that's about it. Then they pretty much talk about baseball. Specifically the red hotness of the Red Sox, and the hotness of certain MLB players. Spoiler alert: They're dudes.
280's for the ladies! Episode 280 is ANOTHER good one. Benny and RZ talk about RZ's wood bat league, and his sweet sweet offense. They also talk about professional baseball. Just a quick check in at the half way point of the season. Red Sox are winning and theeeeeee Yankees are losing. Not totally. They're playing better than most teams, but the Boston Boys are playing better. Shaq O'neal calls in to the show as well, by the way. That was a pleasant surprise. This kicks off some great Tombstone dialogue, which most would find entertaining. Annnnd they close out with some sweet information about Bob Ueker. Real good stuff.
Here's a little math for ya: Episode + 279 = go time. Get ready for the second most recent episode of High & Tight. Benny and RZ talk about Robocop and ED 209 in the very episode! Seriously. They also talk about air conditioning units because why? It's hot like a furnace these days. There's a baseball check in, of course. Pre All-Star game talk 'n such. Oh yeah, Benny talks about some filthy shades he just bought too. Sadly, Benny ALSO talks about running into Bo Jackson at work... and not saying a goddamn word to him. It's ok. He was scared, and you'd be too, so get off his ass. Anyhow. Good shit. Oh yeah. Quality fan mail too.
278 is here, at long last. It's good. It's very good. RZ talks about his quick visit to Seattle. Watching the Red Sox/Mariners n such. Drinking on a boat like Bruce Wayne. The usual. Both Benny and RZ discuss the new Jurassic Park. Specifically, they discussed how garbage shitty it was. Oh yeah, and Benny met Red Sox legend Dustin Pedroia. That story is sweet. Because it's Dusty. Then the boys start talking about how stupid Hanny Ramirez is, for being involved with drugs. Listen.
Soooooo 277 is really fantastic. I'm serious. The fellas discuss the upcoming TV mini series, "Yellowstone". It's written and directed by Taylor Sheridan. Benny and RZ have discussed this dude before. Good news: He's awesome, and his show will likely follow suit. THEN they talk about the new Mission Impossible. Both Benny and Z are looking forward to it. Their dialogue will prove it. Pretty entertaining shit. I'm honestly re-listening to it now, and I'm laughing. ANYHOW, they close it out talking about how sweet Jeremy Irons is in Die Hard with a Vengeance. Just listen. It's awesome.
Hello everyone. 275 is here! Finally. This one was particularly sweet, so we released it later than 276. That's how good it is. Benny and RZ do a sweet Solo preview. They talk about how sweet the Sox are. Nothing new there. They ALSO talk about Ichiro and Andre the Giant. Oh yeah, and they talk about 1993 MLB Superstars, and 1996 MLB Super Sluggers. Those videos are better than most of the shit people watch. Dang. Anyhow, I have nothing funny to say here. The only real funny thing is if you don't listen. I would find that funny. Also shocking.
Oh man. Oh man. 276 is something else. Seriously. I probably shouldn't spoil it... Ok ok. I'll give you some hints: (1) MAYBE Benny and RZ watched Solo, and talked about it? Maybe they didn't? (2) MAYBE that evolved into them reminding people how shitty The Last Jedi was? (3) And maybe, JUST MAYBE they talk about the Celtics and Red Sox? I don't know! You gotta listen for yourself. OH shit. There's a fan mail too. It's great.
274 is a delightful episode. It's just delightful. Randomly, Benny and RZ talk about Russell Crowe? Specifically, Master and Commander? Anyhow. It's good. Get over it. The bulk of the show is spent discussing Cobra Kai. The show is positively sick, and Benny and RZ prove it with in-depth analysis. Erin Strawbridge, Karate Kid specialist jumps in to support that claim as well. She majored in Karate Kid in college. FACT. Johnny Lawrence kills bottles of Coors FYI. Finally, the fellas talk about the current success of Boston Sports, and there's a sweet Fan Mail. Get into it.
Welcome to episode 273. This installment is fantastic. I'm being serious here. The show opens with a few new nicknames. Benny has equated himself to John Cutter and he has equated RZ to Casey Ryback. Very complimentary stuff. They then roll into how excited they are for Solo, and envision what night life would be like in Cloud City. Very interesting stuff there. RZ gets a quick opportunity to discuss the new God of War game, which is super filthy. Following that, they discuss the Celtics success, as well as the Red Sox. Specifically, they get into the Red Sox standings, then talk about how many goddamn offensive categories the Sox are leading in. Hot stuff. Hot stuff. Oh yeah. They talk about the new Rambo. That should be sweet.
Welcome to 272, everyone! Grab a cup of cocoa, and settle in for a bitchin' episode! Actually it's pretty funny. Benny and RZ get right into Red Sox talk. Specifically about the newly revitalized Sox/Yanks rivalry. Due much in part to the Joe Kelly Boston Massacre. Lots of action there. People are going to get plunked this season. Count on it. There's some brief steroid talk too. That shit is always fun to listen to. Oh, Ben called someone an "uninitiated dick smoke" at one point. I don't think I need to sell you much further here...Oh yeah. Benny had a baby too. That's pretty cool I guess. Honestly, kudos to he and E, and Kudos to you for listening.
271 is great. You think I'm kidding? Think again, pal. Benny and RZ talk about some excellent shit. They do a little research and uncover that RZ MAY have ran into High & Tight All-Star, Tom Knot. A known villain. They also talk about how sweet the Solo trailer makes the film look. You never know though, because we all thought that the Phantom Menace trailer was sweet. Same with the other pieces of shit that came out after! Anyhow, it looks slick as heck. They also talk about Isle of Dogs. It's great, and you should watch it. Oh yeah, and Ready Player One. That movie is ALSO great. You should watch that too. The boys THEN discussed baseball, and how great the Sox are doing. Also Ohtani. Evidently he's good? You tell me. 271 is great, like I said. Listen to it.
Hey Team - Episode 270 is in the house. You should get in the house, and listen to it, since we're on the topic. Benny and RZ discuss the future of the film industry, particularly as it pertains to Luc Besson. You don't know who is is? Watch The Professional. NOW you know. Shiiiit. Anyhow, they then discuss Disney, and how it invades your privacy from the back entrance. On a sweeter note, the fellas discuss the first week of Major League Baseball. That's right. It's back so hard. SO hard. There's a pretty good fan mail mixed in, which gets a strong conversation started regarding sweet vehicles in film. This is a good one.
269 duuuuuude! Ladies and gentlemen, the High & Tight crew finally reached Episode 269! At long last... The fellas kick it off with a small discussion about Benny's new housemate, "Gus". Gus is a jumbo-size sewer rat that decided to post up in Echo Base. That part is funny. They then break down the film Wind River with Jeremy Renner. It's quite good. They then discuss RZ's new baseball team, and his new teammate "Uncle Rico". That's right. The fellas ALSO break of a What Would Pete Do, which is great. Then they talk pro baseball. Bam. That's all she wrote.
Benny and RZ bring it real hard in Episode 268. It's bananas. They fellas talk about historical shit in baseball, and how it's affected their lives, all the way down to the day RZ's dad was born. They also get into a slick clip from Seinfeld's new show (comedians in the car drinking coffee). RZ describes the highlights of his trip to Atlanta, as well as gives a little insight into his new baseball team. Benny also gets into his night, eating with the former gangster-mayor of CHI. The whole episode is quite funny. Look into it.
Oh thank heaven for Episode 267. Benny B and RZ bring it with gusto this go around. There's much discussion of the forthcoming MLB Season. This includes Spring Training talk, MLB The Show talk, and most importantly... there's discussion of all the filthy filthy shades folks are wearing around AZ and FL. These people can stand on the surface of the sun, and they won't be squinting. Understand? The boys also discuss the antics of Joe Kelly. Turns out, that dude is very very funny. Oh yeah. Benny and RZ provide scientific evidence that Rob Gronkowski is very very good at football, but is also a retard. Get into it!
Ladies and gents, Episode 266 is in your kitchen. GO GET IT! Baseball is back, and the boys get in-depth on spring training action. Benny admits that he's ok with Alex Cora. That's pretty huge. Speaking of, they also discuss how Benny Biceps is getting large and in charge. The fellas also receive a nice letter from Richard Grieco. Mr. If Looks Could Kill is very excited to join the High and Tight Fan Club (like everyone on the damn planet). So that's cool. And he also asked about the High and Tight movie. Lots of intel on that blockbuster ass film. Also - RZ discusses a filthy concert he went to. AND they play a sweet Tobin Karaoke Jam. This one is sweet.
265 is here, and it is bound to be a good time. If you like Black Panther, then listen closely. In this episode, you'll learn how it earned the name "Whack Panther". Don't drink the Kool-Aid folks. That movie is cow flops. Benny and RZ will prove it. If you want to hear why the 2018 dunk contest was ass, then push play. On the flip side, the fellas declare that Solo has full potential to be sweet like candy, and they also talk about the olympics. Evidently there's an American ginger child out there, who can turn snow into gold (and I ain't talking about pee pee). Giver 'er a listen.
Hello, and welcome to Episode 264. This one's pretty straight forward. Benny and RZ discuss their most recent adventure to the great state of Minnesota for Super Bowl 52. That's right. And guess what? Bob the Mexican was right there at their sides. Stinkin' the joint up in the best way possible. It was an excellent experience, though far too short, and you get to hear alllll about it. There's more shit too, but the Super Bowl yapping is the best part. Trust me. You will laugh.
Oh shit! Episode 263 is here. Can you believe that Benny and RZ have recorded over 260 shows? Can you believe you haven't listened to many of 'em? Listen here... it's not too late. You can hook up your ears and soul starting now. It's easy. For 1 easy installment of 1 hour of your time, your ears can be living in the lap of luxury; taking in hour after our of sick shit to soothe the soul. In this episode, Benny and RZ talk about Tom Brady, and why he's actually a divine soul sent from the heavens. And he hates when you talk shit about his innocent daughter (That's how you get a thunderbolt up the ass). Benny also moved recently (From Echo Base to Jabba's Palace), and he tells about the champs and suckers that helped him through the process. They also talk about Peaky Blinders. It's a great show. Oh yeah, Benny and RZ are going to Super Bowl 52. #don'tbejelly. Listen up!
Ladies and Gentlemen - 262 is pretty simple. Not much to say here. Turns out, the Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl, and Benny n RZ will be there to meet 'em. 262 discusses how they got there (being sick), why they got there (being sick), and what hurdles they had to face to make it to the dance (steam rolling teams that weren't good at being sick). Oh yeah, they talk about how athletic and good-looking* Danny "Playoffs" Amendola is. Listen to it.
*this was mostly RZ
Hope you're sitting for 261 MLK Bonus Edition! Lots of high quality shit here, man. For starters, Benny B calls RZ "Robin" for some reason at one point. That's one. Then they discuss Benny's gross pink eye. More importantly, the boys remind the crew as to why Final Fight is the teats, and why Mike Haggar is the 2nd biggest human in Metro City, (only to the dudes he deals L's to). There's also a Final Fight commercial in the middle. Beyond that, much of the show is riddled with very important information regarding Die Hard 1 and 3, and why the late Joe Takagi throws the best coke parties. Benny and RZ also discuss the Championship games in the NFL. VERY deep insight there. Then they talk baseball. Hot shit. It'll burn your ears.
Happy New Year, High & Tight faithful. Benny B and RZ are back for another filthy installment. Episode 260 brings the fury from all angles. From delivering love to Hostiles, to exposing Danny Trejo for being plump, the dynamic duo brings it loud and proud. They also offer up a quick peek into the NFL Playoffs. That was basically B & R trying to determine who the Patriots will be playing in the Super Bowl. They also talk about Babe Ruth again. Just a quick reminder about how slick he was (and how many hot dogs he could ace). If you wanna start 2018 off right... listen to High and Tight (260).
254 is good for business, and hooks up primo laughs. Believe it. RZ talks about his trip to Seattle, and how he saw a fighter jet take flight, as well as his tour of Safeco field. Both of which were sweet sweet situations. Benny then explains why he used the word "Ouch". That doesn't sound interesting right? Wrong. Look into it. You'll also enjoy Benny's supplementary evidence, as to why Indiana Jones treats Sala like a bitch. THEN Benny gets into why the Celtics are the shit, as well as the Astros. Like I said... 254 is good for business. See if I'm lyingggg!
Twas the night before showtime, and all through the house, everyone was excited, even Ben's spouse.The pre-sale tickets were purchased with care, with hopes this installment was well worth the fare.
Zibelli was ready, excited as fuck, while visions of Skywalker made him go buck. And E riding shotgun, and Ben's heart a'beat, had just settled in to Lucas's seat.
When out on the screen, there arose such a clatter, the film sucked a dick that couldn't be fatter. Away from the theater they flew like a flash, tore open our toilets and threw up our cash.
The film on the screen of the new Episode, gave the impression that no one was home. When what to our saddening eyes should appear, a total disgrace, the worst film of the year.
With a bitch-made director, so useless as piss, I knew in a moment it was time for a diss. More rapid than speeders, his intentions were clear. To fuck us, and liked it, and not offer beers.
Now, DAMERON! Now, PHASMA! Now, ICE DOGS and SHIT STAINS! On, LEIA! On, LAURA! On, BONER and HEART PAINS!
Anyhow, Episode 8 was terrible. Benny and RZ tell you why. Then they tell you why the Patriots are the greatest gift of all. Happy Holidays!