254 is good for business, and hooks up primo laughs. Believe it. RZ talks about his trip to Seattle, and how he saw a fighter jet take flight, as well as his tour of Safeco field. Both of which were sweet sweet situations. Benny then explains why he used the word "Ouch". That doesn't sound interesting right? Wrong. Look into it. You'll also enjoy Benny's supplementary evidence, as to why Indiana Jones treats Sala like a bitch. THEN Benny gets into why the Celtics are the shit, as well as the Astros. Like I said... 254 is good for business. See if I'm lyingggg!
Twas the night before showtime, and all through the house, everyone was excited, even Ben's spouse.The pre-sale tickets were purchased with care, with hopes this installment was well worth the fare.
Zibelli was ready, excited as fuck, while visions of Skywalker made him go buck. And E riding shotgun, and Ben's heart a'beat, had just settled in to Lucas's seat.
When out on the screen, there arose such a clatter, the film sucked a dick that couldn't be fatter. Away from the theater they flew like a flash, tore open our toilets and threw up our cash.
The film on the screen of the new Episode, gave the impression that no one was home. When what to our saddening eyes should appear, a total disgrace, the worst film of the year.
With a bitch-made director, so useless as piss, I knew in a moment it was time for a diss. More rapid than speeders, his intentions were clear. To fuck us, and liked it, and not offer beers.
Now, DAMERON! Now, PHASMA! Now, ICE DOGS and SHIT STAINS! On, LEIA! On, LAURA! On, BONER and HEART PAINS!
Anyhow, Episode 8 was terrible. Benny and RZ tell you why. Then they tell you why the Patriots are the greatest gift of all. Happy Holidays!
257 is gooooood (as is evidenced by the brand new intro, compliments of Kyle Bruce. And Benny of course). The H&T crew bring a little intel on the Giancarlo Stanton trade to kick things off, and easily cruise into talking about how good the Patriots are. They then get into talking about how Marvel movies are starting to become comedies, and how dumb that is. Finally, Benny and RZ close out talking about Spielberg films, Foxcatcher, and most importantly... Dolph Lundrgren, and how he's slated to come back in the new Creed film. Good things here. Good things.
Episode 258 is now in the books, ladies and gentlemen. Benny and RZ cover the spectrum pretty hard in this one. Benny breaks down the theater in which he'll be watching Episode 8, as well as the gigantic nerds who work there. RZ explains that Quentin Tarantino and JJ Abrams MAY team up to shoot the new Star Trek which is great, because Beyond was a piece of toilet shit. The fellas also get into some Travolta talk, as well as Wall-E. Naturally, they get into Boston Sports talk. So... you're welcome.